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Tony: Been a while
since I was up here in front of you.

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Maybe I'll do us all a favor
and just stick to the cards.

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There's been speculation that I was
involved in the events that occurred

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on the freeway and the rooftop...

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Christine: Sorry, Mr. Stark, do you
honestly expect us to believe that

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that was a bodyguard
in a suit that conveniently appeared,

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despite the fact that you
sorely despise bodyguards?

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Tony: Yes.

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Christine: And this mysterious
bodyguard was somehow equipped

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with an undisclosed
stark high-tech powered battle...

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Tony: I know that it's confusing.

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It is one thing to question the official
story, and another thing entirely

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to make wild accusations,
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

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I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.

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A laundry list
of character defects,

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all the mistakes I've made,
largely public.

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The truth is...

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I am iron man.

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Ivan.

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Vanya.

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Man: 270 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15, 000 feet.

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You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.

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Crowd: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!

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Oh! It's good to be back.

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- You missed me?
- Man: Blow something up!

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I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.

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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying

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its longest period of uninterrupted peace
in years because of me.

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I'm not saying
that from the ashes of captivity,

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never has a greater Phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.

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I'm not saying that uncle Sam
can kick back on a lawn chair,

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sipping on an iced tea

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because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough

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to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.

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Woman: I love you, Tony!

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Please, it's not about me.

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It's not about you.

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It's not even about us. It's about legacy.

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It's about what we choose
to leave behind for future generations.

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And that's why for the next year
and for the first time since 1974,

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the best and brightest men and women

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of nations and corporations
the world over

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will pool their resources,
share their collective vision,

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to leave behind a brighter future.

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It's not about us.

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Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,

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is welcome back to the stark expo.

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And now, making a special guest
appearance from the great beyond

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to tell you what it's all about,

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please welcome my father, Howard.

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Everything is achievable
through technology.

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Better living, robust health,

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and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.

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So, from all of us here
at stark industries,

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I would like to personally introduce you
to the city of the future.

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Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind,

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and will one day
rid society of all its ills.

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Soon, technology will affect the way
you live your life every day.

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No more tedious work,

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leaving more time for leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.

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The stark expo. Welcome.

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We are coming to you live
from the kickoff of the stark expo,

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where Tony stark
has just walked offstage.

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Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight

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because this expo goes on all yearlong.

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And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions

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and the pavilions and the inventions
from all around the world.

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- Make sure you join me...
- It's a 200 out there, watch out.

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- Open up, let's go.
- Tony: Hey! Nice to see you.

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- All right. Thank you. I remember you.
- Woman: Tony, Tony...

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- Tony: Hey, hey...
- Call me.

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Happy: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on.

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Tony: Hello. It would be a pleasure.

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Happy: Okay.
Tony: See you, buddy.

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This is Larry.

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Tony: Hey, the oracle of oracle.
What a pleasure. Nice to see you.

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Call me. Call me.

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Happy: Larry king. Tony: Larry!

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Ah, yes, my people, my people.

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- Come on, Tony. There we go.
- Very mellow.

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- That wasn't so bad.
- No, it was perfect.

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Look what we got here, the new model.

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Tony: Hey, does she come
with the car?

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Happy: I certainly hope so.

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- Hi.
- Marshal: Hi.

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- And you are?
- Marshal.

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- Irish. I like it.
- Pleased to meet you, Tony.

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I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
Where you from?

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- Bedford.
- What are you doing here?

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- Looking for you.
- Yeah? You found me.

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- What are you up to later?
- Serving subpoenas.

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Yikes.

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He doesn't like to be handed things.

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- Yeah, I have a peeve.
- I got it.

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You are hereby ordered to appear

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before the senate
armed services committee

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tomorrow morning at 9:00 am.

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- Can I see a badge?
- You wanna see the badge?

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He likes the badge.

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- You still like it?
- Yep.

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- How far are we from DC?
- D.C.? 250 miles.

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Stern: Mr. Stark, could we pick up now
where we left off?

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Mr. Stark. Please.

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- Yes, dear?
- Can I have your attention?

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Absolutely.

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Do you or do you not possess
a specialized weapon?

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- I do not.
- You do not?

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I do not. Well, it depends
on how you define the word "weapon."

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- The iron man weapon.
- My device does not fit that description.

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Well, how would you describe it?

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I would describe it by defining it
as what it is, senator.

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- As?
- It's a high-tech prosthesis.

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That is... that is...

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That's actually the most apt description
I can make of it.

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It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr. Stark.

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Please, if your priority was actually
the well-being of the American citizen...

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My priority is to get the iron man
weapon turned over to the people

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- of the United States of America.
- Well, you can forget it.

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I am iron man. The suit and I are one.

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To turn over the iron man suit
would be to turn over myself,

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which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,

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depending on what state you're in.

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- You can't have it.
- Look, I'm no expert...

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In prostitution? Of course not.
You're a senator. Come on.

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I'm no expert in weapons.

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We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.

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I'd now like to call Justin hammer,
our current primary weapons contractor.

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Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr. Hammer entering the chamber,

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and I am wondering

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if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.

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Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer
to you, Anthony. You're the wonder boy.

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Senator, if I may.
I may well not be an expert,

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but you know who was the expert?

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Your dad. Howard stark.

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Really a father to us all,
and to the military-industrial age.

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Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.

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We all know why we're here.
In the last six months,

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Anthony stark has created a sword
with untold possibilities.

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And yet he insists it's a shield.

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He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.

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I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
I really do.

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I'd love to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,

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but this ain't Canada.

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You know, we live in a world
of grave threats,

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threats that Mr. Stark
will not always be able to foresee.

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Thank you.
God bless iron man. God bless america.

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That is well said, Mr. Hammer.

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The committee would now like to invite

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lieutenant colonel James rhodes
to the chamber.

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Rhodey? What?

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Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.

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00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,916
Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.

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I just...

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Rhodes: Drop it.
Tony: All right, I'll drop it.

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Stern: I have before me a complete
report on the iron man weapon,

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compiled by colonel rhodes.
And, colonel, for the record,

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can you please read page 57,
paragraph four?

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You're requesting
that I read specific selections

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- from my report, senator?
- Yes, sir.

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It was my understanding
that I was going to be testifying

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in a much more comprehensive
and detailed manner.

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I understand.
A lot of things have changed today.

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- So if you could just read...
- You do understand

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that reading a single paragraph
out of context does not reflect

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- the summary of my final...
- Just read it, colonel. I do. Thank you.

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Very well.

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"As he does not operate within
any definable branch of government,

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"iron man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation

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"and to her interests."

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I did, however, go on to summarize
that the benefits of iron man

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- far outweigh the liabilities.
- Uh... uh... uh...

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- And that it would be in our interest...
- That's enough, colonel.

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- To fold Mr. Stark...
- That's enough.

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Into the existing
chain of command, senator.

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I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
secretary of defense, if you ask nice.

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We can amend the hours a little bit.

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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,

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the imagery
that's connected to your report.

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I believe it is somewhat premature
to reveal these images

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- to the general public at this time.
- Stern: With all due respect,

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colonel, I understand.

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And if you could just narrate those
for us, we'd be very grateful.

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Let's have the images.

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Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos

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are, in fact, attempts at making
manned copies of Mr. Stark's suit.

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This has been corroborated by our allies
and local intelligence on the ground,

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indicating that these suits are quite
possibly, at this moment, operational.

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Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.

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Oh! Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.

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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.

192
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- Now, let's see what's really going on.
- What is he doing?

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If you will direct your attention
to said screens...

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I believe that's North Korea.

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Can you turn that off? Take it off.

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Iran.

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No grave immediate threat here.

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Is that Justin hammer?
How did hammer get in the game?

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Tony: Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.

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Hammer: Okay, give me a left twist.
Left's good. Turn to the right.

201
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Hammer: Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

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Tony: Wow.

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Yeah, I'd say most countries,
five, 10 years away.

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Hammer industries, 20.

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I'd like to point out that
that test pilot survived.

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Stern: I think we're done,
is the point that he's making.

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00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,473
I don't think there's any reason...

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- The point is, you're welcome, I guess.
- Stern: For what?

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Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.

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It's working.
We're safe. America is secure.

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00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,589
You want my property?
You can't have it.

212
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,007
But I did you a big favor.

213
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,219
I've successfully privatized world peace.

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00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,183
What more do you want? For now!

215
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,811
I tried to play ball
with these ass-clowns.

216
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:04,232
- You, Mr. Stark.
- You, buddy.

217
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,484
We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.

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- Okay.
- You've been a delight.

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My bond is with the people.

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And I will serve this great nation
at the pleasure of myself.

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If there's one thing I've proven

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it's that you can count on me
to pleasure myself.

223
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Wake up. Daddy's home.

224
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,294
Jarvis: Welcome home, sir.

225
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Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.

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They were such a success,
as was your senate hearing.

227
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,175
And may I say how refreshing it is

228
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to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.

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00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,099
You!

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I swear to god I'll dismantle you.
I'll soak your motherboard.

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I'll turn you into a wine rack.

232
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How many ounces a day of this
gobbledegook am I supposed to drink?

233
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We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.

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Check palladium levels.

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Blood toxicity, 24%.

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It appears that the continued use
of the iron man suit

237
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,001
is accelerating your condition.

238
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,963
Another core has been depleted.

239
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,010
God, they're running out quick.

240
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,721
I have run simulations
on every known element,

241
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,975
and none can serve as a viable
replacement for the palladium core.

242
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,272
You are running out of both time
and options.

243
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,322
Unfortunately, the device that's
keeping you alive is also killing you.

244
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,450
Miss potts is approaching.

245
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,493
- I recommend that you inform her...
- Tony: Mute.

246
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,499
- Uh-uh.
- Is this a joke?

247
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,252
- What are you thinking?
- What?

248
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,689
- What are you thinking?
- Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.

249
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,091
And you're angry about something.

250
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,610
Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.

251
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,111
- Did you just donate...
- Keep your business.

252
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,639
Our entire modern art collection
to the...

253
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,450
- Boy scouts of america.
- Boy scouts of america?

254
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,267
Yes. It is a worthwhile organization.

255
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,729
I didn't physically check the crates
but, basically, yes.

256
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,999
And it's not "our" collection,
it's my collection. No offense.

257
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,109
No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled

258
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,777
to say "our" collection

259
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,072
considering the time that I put in,
over 10 years,

260
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,008
- curating that.
- It was a tax write-off. I needed that.

261
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,119
You know,
there's only about 8,011 things

262
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,747
- that I really need to talk to you about.
- Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.

263
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,350
The bridgeport's
already machining that part.

264
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,751
The expo is a gigantic waste of time.

265
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,146
I need you to wear a surgical mask
until you're feeling better.

266
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,231
- Is that okay?
- That's rude.

267
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,857
There's nothing more important to me
than the expo.

268
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,201
It's my primary point of concern.

269
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,469
- I don't know why you're...
- The expo is your ego gone crazy.

270
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,263
Wow. Look at that.

271
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,808
That's modern art. That's going up.

272
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,769
- Oh, you've got to be kidding.
- I'm gonna put this up right now.

273
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,021
- This is vital.
- Stark is in complete disarray.

274
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,542
- You understand that?
- No. Our stocks have never been higher.

275
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,919
- Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
- You are... well, if it's messy,

276
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,546
- then let's double back.
- Let me give you an example.

277
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,214
- Let's move on to another subject.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

278
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,948
You are not taking down
the barnett Newman

279
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,551
- and hanging that up!
- I'm not taking it down.

280
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,855
I'm just replacing it with this.

281
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,387
- Let's see what I can get going here.
- Okay, fine.

282
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,497
My point is,
we have already awarded contracts

283
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,350
- to the wind farm people.
- Yeah. Don't say "wind farm."

284
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,519
- I'm already feeling gassy.
- And to the plastic plantation tree,

285
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,730
which was your idea, by the way.
Those people are on payroll...

286
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,565
- Everything was my idea.
- And you won't make a decision.

287
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,389
I don't care
about the liberal agenda anymore.

288
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,801
It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.

289
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,970
- You do it.
- I do what?

290
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,240
Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
You run the company.

291
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,118
- Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
- Pepper, I need you to run the company.

292
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,619
- Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
- You will not

293
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,413
- give me the information...
- I'm not asking you to try...

294
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,581
- In order to...
- I'm asking you

295
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,915
to physically do it. I need you to do it.

296
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,751
- I am trying to do it.
- Pepper, you're not listening to me!

297
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,753
- No, you are not listening to me.
- I'm trying to make you ceo.

298
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,612
Why won't you let me?

299
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:23,199
- Have you been drinking?
- Chlorophyll.

300
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,371
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and ceo of stark industries,

301
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,332
effective immediately.

302
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,461
Yeah, done deal. Okay?

303
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,507
I've actually given this
a fair amount of thought,

304
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,635
believe it or not.
Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,

305
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,431
trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.

306
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,308
And then I realized...

307
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,313
It's you. It's always been you.

308
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,626
I thought there'd be a legal issue,

309
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,111
but actually I'm capable
of appointing my successor.

310
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,823
My successor being you.

311
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,660
Congratulations?

312
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,014
- Take it, just take it.
- I don't know what to think.

313
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,832
Don't think. Drink.

314
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,128
There you go.

315
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,171
Pepper: The notary's here!

316
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,465
Can you please come
sign the transfer paperwork?

317
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,342
Tony: I'm on happy time.

318
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,868
- Sorry.
- What the hell was that?

319
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,370
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.

320
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,539
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.

321
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,940
Tony: All right, put them up. Come on.

322
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:27,573
I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.

323
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,118
I need you to initial each box.

324
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,829
Lesson one. Never take your eye off...

325
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,000
Happy: That's it. I'm done.

326
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,377
- What's your name, lady?
- Rushman. Natalie rushman.

327
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,171
Front and center. Come into the church.

328
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,839
No. You're seriously not gonna ask...

329
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,008
Tony: If it pleases the court,
which it does.

330
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,428
- It's no problem.
- I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.

331
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,151
What?

332
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,074
- Can you give her a lesson?
- No problem.

333
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,992
Pepper.

334
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,243
What?

335
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,330
- Who is she?
- She is from legal.

336
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,501
And she is potentially a very expensive
sexual harassment lawsuit

337
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,771
- if you keep ogling her like that.
- I need a new assistant, boss.

338
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,673
Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.

339
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,067
They're lined up and ready to meet you.

340
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,219
I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.

341
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,387
No, it's not.

342
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,222
- You ever boxed before?
- I have, yes.

343
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,266
What, like, the tae Bo? Booty boot
camp? Crunch? Something like that?

344
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:41,146
- How do I spell your name, Natalie?
- R-u-s-h-m-a-n.

345
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,624
Pepper: What,
are you gonna Google her now?

346
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,733
Hmm? I thought I was ogling her.

347
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,987
Oh, wow.
Very, very impressive individual.

348
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,464
Pepper: You're so predictable,
you know that?

349
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,657
She's fluent in French, Italian,
Russian, Latin.

350
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,701
- Who speaks Latin?
- No one speaks Latin.

351
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,995
- It's a dead language.
- No one speaks Latin?

352
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,871
You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,

353
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,599
- but you can't speak Latin...
- Did you model in Tokyo?

354
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,417
- 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.
- Well...

355
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,894
Tony: I need her.
She's got everything that I need.

356
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,078
Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.

357
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,174
- Oh, my god!
- Whoa!

358
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,428
Pepper: Happy!

359
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,906
- Tony: That's what I'm talking about.
- I just slipped.

360
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,098
- Tony: You did?
- Yeah.

361
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,517
Looks like a tko to me.

362
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,563
Just... I need your impression.

363
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,441
You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.

364
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,943
- I meant your fingerprint.
- Right.

365
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:34,324
- So, how are we doing?
- Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.

366
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,787
- You're the boss.
- Will that be all, Mr. Stark?

367
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,789
- No.
- Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman.

368
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,708
Thank you very much.

369
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,379
- I want one.
- No.

370
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,665
You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,

371
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,060
- just go with it.
- Go with it? Go with what?

372
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,502
- Natalie: Mr. Stark?
- Hey.

373
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,961
Hello. How was your flight?

374
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,564
It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.

375
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,591
We have one photographer
from the acm, if you don't mind.

376
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,801
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

377
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,969
- When did this happen?
- What? You made me do it.

378
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:38,597
- I made you do what?
- You quit. Smile. Look right there.

379
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,807
Stop acting constipated.

380
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,409
- Don't flare your nostrils.
- You are so predictable.

381
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,869
- That's the amazing thing.
- Natalie: Right this way.

382
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,329
- You look fantastic.
- Why, thank you very much.

383
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,233
But that's unprofessional.
What's on the docket?

384
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,190
You have a 9:30 dinner.

385
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,918
- Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.
- Absolutely.

386
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,777
- Is this us?
- It can be.

387
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,695
- Great. Make it us.
- Okay.

388
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,198
- Mr. Musk. How are you?
- Hi, pepper.

389
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,259
- Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.

390
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,536
Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.

391
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,680
Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
for an electric jet.

392
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:03,789
- You do?
- Yeah.

393
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,249
Then we'll make it work.

394
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,519
- You want a massage?
- Oh, god.

395
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,354
- No, I don't want a massage.
- I'll have Natalie make an...

396
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,855
- I don't want Natalie to do...
- Don't want you tense.

397
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,107
By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.

398
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,251
Pepper: Thank you very much.

399
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,360
- Green is not your best color.
- Pepper: Oh, please.

400
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,510
Anthony! Is that you?

401
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,363
- Hey, pal.
- My least favorite person on earth.

402
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,680
- Justin hammer.
- How you doing?

403
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:22,558
You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.

404
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,060
You know Christine everhart
from vanity fair.

405
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,287
- You guys know each other?
- Hi.

406
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,563
- Christine: Yes.
- Yes!

407
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,790
- Yes, roughly.
- Christine: We do.

408
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:33,569
Btw, big story. The new ceo
of stark industries. Congratulations.

409
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,571
I know. I know. My editor will kill me

410
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,298
if I don't grab a quote
for our powerful women issue.

411
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,158
- Can I?
- Oh! Sure.

412
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,743
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for vanity fair.

413
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,871
- I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
- Right.

414
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,098
- Hammer: Right?
- Christine: Yes.

415
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,375
Well, she did quite a spread
on Tony last year.

416
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,751
And she wrote a story as well.

417
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,980
- Pepper: It was very impressive.
- Tony: That was good.

418
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,047
- Pepper: Very well done.
- Thank you.

419
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,611
- I'm gonna go wash.
- Don't leave me.

420
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,152
- Hey, buddy. How you doing?
- I'm all right.

421
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,486
- Looking gorgeous.
- Please, this is tough.

422
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,346
- Can I ask you, is this the first time...
- Fromage.

423
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,824
- Say, "brie."
- That you guys have seen each other?

424
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,100
God, that's so awful.

425
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,662
Listen, is it the first time you've seen
each other since the senate?

426
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,271
Since he got his contract revoked...

427
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,666
- Actually, it's on hold.
- When you were attempting to...

428
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,793
That's not what I heard.
What's the difference between "hold"

429
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,611
- and "canceled"? The truth?
- Yes, what is?

430
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,113
No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?

431
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:22,201
The truth is, I'm actually hoping
to present something at your expo.

432
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,620
Well, if you invent something that works,

433
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,121
I'll make sure I get you a slot.

434
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,540
- Mr. Stark, your corner table is ready.
- Yes?

435
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,792
I actually have a slot this year.
Yes, I do.

436
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,116
Hammer needs a slot, Christine.

437
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:34,004
Hammer: We kid, yeah.

438
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,923
We kid. We're kidders.

439
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,405
Got any other bad ideas?

440
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,827
Man: Tony!

441
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:13,877
Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.

442
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,505
Him being out of the picture
created tremendous opportunities

443
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,923
for hammer industries, you know?

444
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,511
- Everything that Tony and I do...
- Well, what's the use of having...

445
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,472
- Is a healthy...
- And owning a race car...

446
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,975
- Competition.
- If you don't drive it?

447
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,186
Is he driving?

448
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,070
Natalie. Natalie!

449
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,257
- Yes, miss potts?
- Did you know about this?

450
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,841
This is the first that I have known of it.

451
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,326
Pepper:
This... this cannot happen.

452
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,179
Natalie: Absolutely. I understand.
How can I help you?

453
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,430
- Where's happy?
- He's waiting outside.

454
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,248
- Okay, get him. I need happy.
- Right away.

455
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,209
Tony's... you know, he...

456
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,253
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?

457
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,416
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,

458
00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:00,299
- can you excuse me just one second?
- Just read me what you wrote.

459
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,776
- I will. I will, after.
- Just read it back to me.

460
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,111
But I have to make one quick phone call.

461
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,052
- Where are you going?
- This is great.

462
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,738
- I've got some caviar coming.
- This is great stuff.

463
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,222
- I'll be right back.
- Woman: Look!

464
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,890
Man: That's stark.

465
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,218
Go, go!

466
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,806
Hang on.

467
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,752
- Give me the case.
- Here. Take it.

468
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,420
- Where's the key?
- It's in my pocket.

469
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,671
Pepper: Car!

470
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,736
Pepper: Oh, my god!

471
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,745
- Happy: Are you okay?
- Yeah.

472
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,849
- Were you heading for me or him?
- I was trying to scare him.

473
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,167
- 'Cause I can't tell!
- Are you out of your mind?

474
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,051
- Better security.
- Get in the car right now!

475
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,796
I was attacked! We need better security.

476
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:50,922
Get in the car!

477
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:54,009
Tony: You're ceo. Better security
measures. God, it's embarrassing.

478
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,261
First vacation in two years.

479
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,101
Pepper: Oh, my god!

480
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,521
- I got him!
- Tony: Hit him again. Hit him again.

481
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,647
Football.

482
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,986
- I got him!
- Take the case! Take it!

483
00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:14,789
- Take the case!
- Happy: Give him the case!

484
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,197
Pepper: Stop banging the car!

485
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,077
Tony: Calm down.

486
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,080
God! God!

487
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,377
Give me the case! Please! Come on!

488
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,137
You...

489
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,505
You lose.

490
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,101
Stark.

491
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,397
You lose. You lose, stark.

492
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,621
Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.

493
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,296
You could have doubled up
your rotations.

494
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,760
You focused the repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.

495
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,805
It's effective. Not very efficient.

496
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,141
But it's a passable knockoff.

497
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,229
I don't get it. A little fine tuning,
you could have made a solid paycheck.

498
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:38,525
You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,

499
00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:41,236
or gone right to the black market.

500
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,239
You look like you got friends
in low places.

501
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:49,869
You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.

502
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,540
And now, like all guilty men,

503
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,126
you try to rewrite your own history.

504
00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:02,799
And you forget all the lives
the stark family has destroyed.

505
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:07,220
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?

506
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:10,181
My father. Anton vanko.

507
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,560
Well, I never heard of him.

508
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,272
My father is the reason you're alive.

509
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:21,276
The reason I'm alive is 'cause
you had a shot, you took it, you missed.

510
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,527
Did I?

511
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,532
If you can make god bleed,

512
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:31,411
the people will cease to believe in him.

513
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:37,083
And there will be blood in the water.
And the sharks will come.

514
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:43,506
The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch

515
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:46,134
as the world will consume you.

516
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,303
Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?

517
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:52,098
That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.

518
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,642
Hey, Tony. Before you go,

519
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:58,104
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.

520
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:19,000
It's just unbelievable. It proves
that the genie is out of the bottle

521
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,502
and this man has no idea
what he's doing.

522
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:25,423
He thinks of the iron man weapon
as a toy.

523
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:30,345
I was at a hearing
where Mr. Stark, in fact, was adamant

524
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:34,015
that these suits
can't exist anywhere else,

525
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,601
don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else,

526
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,061
at least for five to 10 years,

527
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:42,815
and here we are in Monaco realizing,
"uh-oh. These suits exist now."

528
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,067
Tony: Mute.

529
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,821
He should be giving me a medal.
That's the truth.

530
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,955
- What is that?
- This is your in-flight meal.

531
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,960
Did you just make that?

532
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,630
Yeah. Where do you think I've been
for three hours?

533
00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,799
Tony,

534
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,261
what are you not telling me?

535
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,684
I don't want to go home.

536
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:19,644
At all.

537
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,314
Let's cancel my birthday party and...

538
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,776
We're in Europe.
Let's go to venice, cipriani.

539
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,069
- Remember?
- Oh, yes.

540
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,029
It's a great place to...

541
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,702
- Be healthy.
- I don't think this is the right time.

542
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,996
We're in kind of a mess.

543
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,682
Yeah, but maybe that's why
it's the best time.

544
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,874
- 'Cause then we...
- Well, I think as the ceo,

545
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,167
I need to show up.

546
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:47,422
As ceo, you are entitled to a leave.

547
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,007
- A leave?
- A company retreat.

548
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:51,467
- A retreat? During a time like this?
- Just a ride.

549
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:55,138
Well, I'm just saying, to recharge
our batteries and figure it all out.

550
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:58,016
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.

551
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:13,484
Hey, there he is. There he is.

552
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:19,240
What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.

553
00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:24,120
Oh, goodness gracious. Can we get
the handcuffs off my friend here?

554
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,708
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.

555
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,587
I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.

556
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,881
He's not an animal. Come on.

557
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,509
He's a human being. Thank you.

558
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:43,431
Oui, oui.

559
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,974
We're fine.

560
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,269
My name is Justin hammer.

561
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,606
I'd like to do some business with you.
Please sit.

562
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,945
Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?

563
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,365
- We have some salmon carpaccio.
- Hammer: Salmon carpaccio.

564
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,619
Mmm-mmm.
Anything you want here, we got it.

565
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,080
I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.

566
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,791
It's Italian, though.

567
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,627
Organic ice cream.

568
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:16,672
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony stark.

569
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,344
What I saw you do to Tony stark
on that track,

570
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:25,139
how you stepped up to him
in front of god and everybody,

571
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:27,266
that was... wow!

572
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,935
You spoke to me with what you did.

573
00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:31,395
And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.

574
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:34,041
This is why I couldn't bear to have you
shipped off to god knows where.

575
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,150
It would have been
such a waste of talent.

576
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:37,610
But if I might make a suggestion,

577
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:40,363
you know, you don't just go
and try and kill the guy.

578
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:45,910
I think, if I may, you go after
his legacy. That's what you kill.

579
00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:49,997
You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.

580
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:54,710
The only difference between you and I
is that I have resources.

581
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,964
I think, if I may,

582
00:45:58,047 --> 00:46:03,010
you need my resources.
Someone behind you, a benefactor.

583
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:05,137
I'd like to be that guy.

584
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:21,362
Okay. Do you speak English?
Because I can get a translator.

585
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:24,240
I don't know. Have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?

586
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:25,825
Very good, man.

587
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:29,036
- Very good, man.
- Very good, man.

588
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,788
Hey! Huh?

589
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,000
- Hey.
- Yes?

590
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,626
I want my bird.

591
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:41,173
- A bird? You want a bird?
- I want my bird.

592
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:42,734
I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.

593
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,719
I want my bird.

594
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,346
Well, okay. Nothing's impossible.
I could...

595
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:51,017
Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?

596
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:54,228
Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong

597
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,232
- despite the events in Monaco.
- Yes, of course.

598
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,692
- The ap wants a quote.
- Don't tell him. Fax them...

599
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,360
Where is he?

600
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,297
- He doesn't want to be disturbed.
- He's downstairs.

601
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,798
- What happened in Monaco?
- Pepper: Yes, but...

602
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,366
But his continuing erratic behavior

603
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:09,577
may lead many people
to ask themselves,

604
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,329
"can this man still protect us?"

605
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,172
Pepper: Iron man never stopped
protecting us.

606
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:14,749
The events in Monaco proved that.

607
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:20,546
Jarvis: Query complete, sir.
Anton vanko was a Soviet physicist

608
00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:23,591
who defected to the United States
in 1963.

609
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,887
However, he was accused of espionage
and was deported in 1967.

610
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,306
His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,

611
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:35,144
was convicted of selling Soviet-era
weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,

612
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,772
and served 15 years in kopeisk prison.

613
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,899
No further records exist.

614
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,113
Tony, you gotta get upstairs

615
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,240
and get on top
of this situation right now.

616
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:52,787
Listen. I've been on the phone
with the national guard all day,

617
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,748
trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the pch,

618
00:47:55,831 --> 00:47:58,667
knocking down your front door
and taking these.

619
00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:02,296
They're gonna take your suits, Tony,
okay? They're sick of the games.

620
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,133
You said nobody else would possess
this technology for 20 years.

621
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,428
Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.

622
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,847
It's not theoretical anymore.

623
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:15,059
Are you listening to me?

624
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,854
Are you okay?

625
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,856
Let's go.

626
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,026
Hey, man.

627
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,028
Hey, hey!

628
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:29,992
- You all right?
- Yeah, I should get to my desk.

629
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,702
- See that cigar box?
- Yeah.

630
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,663
It's palladium.

631
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:46,173
- Is that supposed to be smoking?
- If you must know, it's neutron damage.

632
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,259
It's from the reactor wall.

633
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,432
You had this in your body?

634
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:02,273
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?

635
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,400
Road rash.

636
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,280
Thank you.

637
00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,918
- What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.

638
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,381
You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act

639
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,568
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.

640
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:33,137
You know, I wish I could believe that.
I really do. But you've gotta trust me.

641
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,849
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.

642
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:49,069
Hammer: This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.

643
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:52,573
You can work in absolute peace.
Must be fun to be dead, right?

644
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,074
No pressure.

645
00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:57,203
Here they are. I'm very excited.
They're combat-ready.

646
00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:58,766
I may have done a few miscalculations

647
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,789
and rushed the prototype
into production.

648
00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:02,750
Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.

649
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,502
Go ahead, take a look around.

650
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,884
Oh, you don't wanna do that.

651
00:50:11,967 --> 00:50:13,594
You'll be able to access that

652
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,489
as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.

653
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,765
Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?

654
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,976
Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.

655
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:23,812
Never mind, I...

656
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:28,234
Wow. Okay. Good stuff.

657
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:33,155
- Sorry?
- Software shit.

658
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,240
Uh-huh?

659
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,201
Well...

660
00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:42,998
You're good. You really blasted in
past the firewall there. Uh...

661
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,127
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.

662
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,088
Go ahead, take a look.

663
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,633
Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?

664
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,653
You know,
those are really just for show and tell.

665
00:50:54,677 --> 00:51:00,683
They're $125.7 million a pop, so...
Wait! Oh, gosh. Uh...

666
00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:04,186
Jesus Christ.
Get somebody up here.

667
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:07,898
Um, that's where the pilot goes.

668
00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:12,278
I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers.

669
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:13,904
I'll take care of that, just leave it.

670
00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,199
What you want them do?

671
00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:22,538
Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.

672
00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,665
I want to make iron man
look like an antique.

673
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,892
I wanna go to that stark expo,

674
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,835
I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.

675
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,198
You know what I'm talking about?

676
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:31,672
- I can do that. No problem.
- Yeah?

677
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,841
Hey, fabulous! I love it.

678
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,635
Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.

679
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:48,731
Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr. Stark?

680
00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:51,025
I'll give them a look.

681
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,404
I should cancel the party, huh?

682
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:59,325
- Probably.
- Yeah. Cause it's, um...

683
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:02,036
- III-timed.
- Right, sends the wrong message.

684
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,621
Inappropriate.

685
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,754
Is that dirty enough for you?

686
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:16,467
Uh, gold face, brown band.
The jaeger. I'll give that a look.

687
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,469
Bring them over here.

688
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,849
I'll take that. Why don't you...

689
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,322
I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.

690
00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,783
- Where are you from?
- Legal

691
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,579
can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?

692
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:46,997
Bit odd.

693
00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,626
If this was your last birthday party
you were ever gonna have,

694
00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,336
how would you celebrate it?

695
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,799
I'd do whatever I wanted to do

696
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:58,884
with whoever I wanted to do it with.

697
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:32,000
Valet: Good evening.
Man: Good evening.

698
00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:34,878
Yes, sir, I understand.

699
00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:38,257
No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.

700
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:41,635
Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,

701
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,387
iron man will be back on watch.

702
00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:52,271
Hey, pepper.

703
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:55,274
- I'm... I'm going to go get some air.
- What's wrong?

704
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:59,111
- I don't know what to do.
- You gotta be kidding me.

705
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,854
- That's it. I'm making...
- No, no, no. Don't call anyone.

706
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,223
Pepper. This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.

707
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,498
I know. I know. I get it.

708
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,892
I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.

709
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,794
Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.

710
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,732
You know, the question
I get asked most often is,

711
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,258
"Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
in the suit?"

712
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:25,804
Just like that.

713
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,686
Does this guy know
how to throw a party or what?

714
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:37,399
I love you.

715
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:40,194
Unbelievable! Thank you so much.

716
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:44,198
Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.

717
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,991
And we're gonna say good night now,

718
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:48,327
And thank you all for coming.

719
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:49,637
No, no, no, we can't... wait, wait, wait.

720
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,556
We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.

721
00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:54,374
You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?

722
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,644
- You're out of control, gorgeous.
- It's time to go to bed. It's time.

723
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:57,937
- Give me another smooch.
- You're not going to be

724
00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:59,314
- happy about this.
- Come on, you know you want to.

725
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,774
You just peed the suit.

726
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,317
- I know. It has a filtration system.
- It's not sexy.

727
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:03,801
You could drink that water.

728
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,678
Just send everybody home, okay?
It's time to...

729
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,097
- If you say so.
- Okay.

730
00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:11,517
I'll take this, you take that.

731
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,269
Pepper potts.

732
00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,397
She's right. The party's over.

733
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:20,442
Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago.

734
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:24,196
The after-party starts in 15 minutes!

735
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:31,787
And if anybody, pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.

736
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,670
Yeah!

737
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,300
Hit!

738
00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:53,684
Pull!

739
00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:04,152
Pull!

740
00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:15,330
Tony: I think she wants the Gallagher!

741
00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:26,550
Rhodes: I'm only gonna say this once.

742
00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:31,388
Get out.

743
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,939
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!

744
00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:43,609
Goldstein.

745
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,278
Yes, Mr. Stark?

746
00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:48,864
Give me a phat beat
to beat my buddy's ass to.

747
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,412
Rhodes: I told you to shut it down.

748
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:09,468
Tony: Now, put that thing back where
you found it before someone gets hurt.

749
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,351
Really?

750
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:28,820
Sorry, pal,
but iron man doesn't have a sidekick.

751
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,657
Sidekick this!

752
00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:41,667
Had enough?

753
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,044
- Pepper: Natalie!
- Miss potts.

754
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:46,254
Don't you "miss potts" me! I'm on to you.

755
00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:47,978
You know what?
Ever since you came here...

756
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:53,136
Happy: Pepper!

757
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,014
Get out of here. Get out of here.

758
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,314
Tony: You want it? Take it!

759
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:47,353
Rhodes: Put your hand down.

760
00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:49,776
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?

761
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,254
Rhodes:
We don't have to do this, Tony.

762
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:53,071
You wanna be the war machine,
take your shot.

763
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,032
- Put it down!
- You gonna take a shot?

764
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:56,408
- Put it down!
- No!

765
00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:57,951
- Drop it, Tony!
- Take it!

766
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:11,334
Edwards tower, this is
lieutenant colonel James rhodes,

767
01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:14,653
inbound from three miles east
at 5,000 feet...

768
01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:02,159
- Colonel.
- Major.

769
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,494
Wow.

770
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:06,997
Yeah.

771
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,667
Let's take it inside.

772
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,335
Major: Clear the area.

773
01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:38,528
Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the donut.

774
01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:44,969
I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.

775
01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:49,623
No, no, no. See,
I remember, you do everything yourself.

776
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,334
- How's that working out for you?
- It's... it's... it's...

777
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,855
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.

778
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,631
Do I look at the patch or the eye?

779
01:01:58,798 --> 01:01:59,901
Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.

780
01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:02,302
I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...

781
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:04,471
I am very real.

782
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,598
I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.

783
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,268
- Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
- That's not looking so good.

784
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,063
Tony: I've been worse.

785
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,791
Natalie: We've secured the perimeter,

786
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,735
but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.

787
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,946
Tony: Huh!

788
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,116
- You're... fired.
- That's not up to you.

789
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:29,037
Tony, I want you to meet
agent Romanoff.

790
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,306
- Hi.
- I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.

791
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,999
Once we knew you were ill,
I was tasked to you by director fury.

792
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,876
I suggest you apologize.

793
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,503
You've been very busy.

794
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:39,839
You made your girl your ceo,
you're giving away all your stuff.

795
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:42,926
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.

796
01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,469
Now, if I didn't know better...

797
01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:46,489
You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.

798
01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,224
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?

799
01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:52,477
You're iron man and he just took it?

800
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,397
The little brother walked in there,
kicked your ass and took your suit?

801
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,690
Is that possible?

802
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,401
Well, according to Mr. Stark's
database security guidelines,

803
01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:02,362
there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorized usage.

804
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:07,909
- What do you want from me?
- What do we want from you? Uh-uh.

805
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:09,869
What do you want from me?

806
01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:13,665
You have become a problem,
a problem I have to deal with.

807
01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:16,960
Contrary to your belief,
you are not the center of my universe.

808
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,088
I have bigger problems than you
in the southwest region to deal with.

809
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:21,214
Hit him.

810
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:25,510
Oh, god, are you gonna
steal my kidney and sell it?

811
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,139
Could you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?

812
01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:32,684
- What did she just do to me?
- What did we just do for you?

813
01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:35,895
That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.

814
01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:37,814
We're trying to get you back to work.

815
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:39,875
Give me a couple of boxes of that.
I'll be right as rain.

816
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:41,985
It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.

817
01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,571
Doesn't look like it's gonna be
an easy fix.

818
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,906
Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.

819
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:49,326
I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium.

820
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:53,830
I've tried every combination, every
permutation of every known element.

821
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:57,000
Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.

822
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:03,006
Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
Candygram.

823
01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:11,222
Hammer: I brought you something.
Oh, yeah.

824
01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,477
We got you the bird, pal!

825
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,895
This is not my bird.

826
01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:20,690
What do you mean? That's the bird.
This is the bird. Yeah!

827
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,693
Pulled a lot of strings to get this bird.
This is a great bird.

828
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:26,488
- It's a beautiful bird.
- We got this all the way from Russia.

829
01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:29,032
Hey, man, this not my bird.

830
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:35,288
Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.

831
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:39,292
I mean, you know, look, don't get
so attached to things. Learn to let go.

832
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,923
Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?

833
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:48,802
Is that... that's not a helmet.
What is that?

834
01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:00,855
Ivan... what's this? Jack.

835
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,018
Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.

836
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,653
How... how are you supposed
to get a head in there?

837
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,506
- Jack, could you put your head in there?
- No.

838
01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:11,825
Try to put your head in there.
Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.

839
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:15,328
See, Ivan?
He can't put his head in there. That's...

840
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:19,040
That's not a helmet. It's a head.
I need to put a guy in there.

841
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:22,502
I need to fit a person in that suit.
You understand?

842
01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:25,004
- Drone better.
- What? Drone better?

843
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,674
Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?

844
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:31,302
People make problem.
Trust me. Drone better.

845
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:36,099
Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.

846
01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,852
You said, "no problem."

847
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,855
That's what you said to me.
You said, "no problem."

848
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,607
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.

849
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:46,651
Like iron man. You understand?

850
01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:49,988
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.

851
01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:52,157
Hey, man.

852
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:57,996
Don't get too attached to things.
Learn to let go.

853
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,794
These drones
better steal the show, Ivan.

854
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:08,840
You understand?
Better rock my world, Ivan.

855
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:23,229
Unbelievable.
This ought to get the senate off my ass.

856
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:26,691
- It's functional?
- Fully mission-capable.

857
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,986
Good. Get hammer down here
to weaponize it.

858
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,405
Sir?

859
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,241
Justin hammer's making
a weapons presentation at the expo.

860
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,868
We'd like this to introduce it.

861
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,578
Sir, I don't believe that the expo...

862
01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:41,456
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.

863
01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:44,584
- We've got to make this happen.
- Yes, general, but...

864
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,669
It's also an order.

865
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,379
Yes, sir.

866
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:51,466
Good work, colonel.
You've made your country proud.

867
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,927
Thank you, sir.

868
01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:03,811
That thing in your chest
is based on unfinished technology.

869
01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:05,813
No, it was finished.

870
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:09,609
It has never been particularly effective
until I miniaturized it and put it in my...

871
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,361
No. Howard said the arc reactor

872
01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:13,164
was the stepping-stone
to something greater.

873
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:17,742
He was about to kick off an energy race
that was gonna dwarf the arms race.

874
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:21,037
He was on to something big,
something so big

875
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,956
that it was gonna make
the nuclear reactor

876
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:24,874
look like a triple-a battery.

877
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,627
Just him,
or was Anton vanko in on this, too?

878
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:30,797
Anton vanko
is the other side of that coin.

879
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,924
Anton saw it as a way to get rich.

880
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:35,260
When your father found out,
he had him deported.

881
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:37,223
When the Russians found out
he couldn't deliver,

882
01:07:37,303 --> 01:07:39,013
they shipped his ass off to Siberia

883
01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,808
and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fueled rage.

884
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:44,477
Not quite the environment
you want to raise a kid in,

885
01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:48,731
the son you had the misfortune
of crossing paths with in Monaco.

886
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:50,459
You told me I hadn't tried everything.

887
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,670
What do you mean I haven't
tried everything? What haven't I tried?

888
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:57,073
He said that you were the only person
with the means and knowledge

889
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:59,158
to finish what he started.

890
01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:00,827
- He said that?
- Mm-hmm.

891
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,538
Are you that guy? Hmm? Are you?

892
01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:08,918
'Cause if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.

893
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,733
I don't know
where you get your information,

894
01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,843
but he wasn't my biggest fan.

895
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,386
What do you remember about your dad?

896
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:20,263
He was cold, he was calculating.

897
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:23,099
He never told me he loved me.
He never even told me he liked me.

898
01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:24,767
So it's a little tough for me to digest

899
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,371
when you're telling me he said
the whole future was riding on me

900
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:29,772
and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.

901
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,750
You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day

902
01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,335
was when he shipped me off
to boarding school.

903
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,444
That's not true.

904
01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:37,196
Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
better than I did.

905
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:41,284
As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.

906
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:42,535
What?

907
01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,163
- I got a 2:00.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

908
01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,849
- What's this?
- Okay, you're good, right?

909
01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:48,684
- No, I'm not good.
- You got this? Right? Right?

910
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,477
Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.

911
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:53,921
Natasha will remain a floater at stark
with her cover intact.

912
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:56,924
- You remember agent Coulson, right?
- Yeah.

913
01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:58,676
Oh, and Tony,

914
01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:03,097
remember, I got my eye on you.

915
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,981
We've disabled all communications.
No contact with the outside world.

916
01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:13,858
Good luck.

917
01:09:17,945 --> 01:09:19,197
Please.

918
01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:22,992
First thing, I need a little bodywork.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.

919
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,304
If we could send one of your goon squad
down to the coffee bean,

920
01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:27,973
cross creek, for a Starbucks run,
or something like that, that'd be nice.

921
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,667
I'm not here for that.
I've been authorized by director fury

922
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,002
to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.

923
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,922
If you attempt to leave
or play any games,

924
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:39,092
I will tase you and watch supernanny
while you drool into the carpet.

925
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:41,552
- Okay?
- I think I got it, yeah.

926
01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:43,513
Enjoy your evening's entertainment.

927
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:14,544
- Think this is the power source?
- Major, this is not a scientific exercise.

928
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,587
Let's just focus on arming it, all right?

929
01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:18,840
Yes, sir.

930
01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:20,550
Hammer: Oh, yes!

931
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:24,929
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Is it my birthday?

932
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,266
You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?

933
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,309
Oh!

934
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,397
- Is this what I think it is?
- Yes, it is.

935
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,650
Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.

936
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,235
What am I going to do for you?

937
01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:42,398
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
is I'm gonna upgrade your software.

938
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:45,450
- And then, second, I think I should...
- That's not what I'm talking about.

939
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,869
I'm talking about firepower.

940
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:50,890
Well, you're talking to the right guy.

941
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:56,878
Claridge hi-tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.

942
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,672
Too downtown? I agree.

943
01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,383
M24 shotgun, pump action.

944
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,427
Five-round magazine.

945
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,739
You know what? You're not a hunter.
What am I talking about?

946
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:07,972
I'm getting rid of it.

947
01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:10,558
This is the fn-2000 from Belgium.

948
01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:12,351
They do make something
better than waffles.

949
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:15,914
It's beautiful, but I can tell
this isn't disco enough for you,

950
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,178
so I'm gonna put it right here.

951
01:11:17,231 --> 01:11:20,443
You're looking at
a milkor 40mm grenade launcher.

952
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:23,362
Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.

953
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,072
You're tough.

954
01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:27,533
Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.

955
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,285
Don't let anyone tell you different.

956
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:32,955
This is an m134 7.62 minigun.

957
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:36,501
Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.

958
01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,711
Our boys in uniform call it
uncle gazpacho,

959
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,172
or puff the magic dragon.

960
01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,259
Okay.

961
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:50,598
These are the Cubans, baby.
These are the cohibas, the montecristos.

962
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,560
This is a kinetic-kill,
side-winder vehicle

963
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:58,815
with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine rdx burst.

964
01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:03,027
It's capable of busting the bunker
under the bunker you just busted.

965
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,279
If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.

966
01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:08,699
A book that would make ulysses
look like it was written in crayon.

967
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,660
It would read it to you.

968
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,787
This is my Eiffel Tower.

969
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,957
This is my rachmaninoff's third.
My pieta.

970
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,126
It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.

971
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:23,923
It's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.

972
01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:26,926
I call it the ex-wife.

973
01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:33,975
That's the best I got.

974
01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,791
Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.

975
01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:44,819
- You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.
- I think I'll take it.

976
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:47,738
- Which one?
- All of it.

977
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:50,699
All of it.

978
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:24,692
Director: Action!

979
01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:31,824
Everything is achievable
through technology.

980
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,452
Better living, robust health

981
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:40,374
and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.

982
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,084
I'm Howard stark,

983
01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:46,213
and everything you'll need for the future
can be found right here.

984
01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:49,300
City of the future?
City of tomorrow? City of...

985
01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:56,349
I'm Howard stark,

986
01:13:56,432 --> 01:14:00,269
and everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.

987
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:03,230
So, from all of us at stark industries,

988
01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:04,857
I would like to personally...

989
01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:09,445
Tony, what are you doing back there?
What is that? Put that back.

990
01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:11,781
Put it back where you got it from.

991
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,533
Where's your mother? Maria?

992
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,869
Go on. Go, go, go, go.

993
01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:21,415
All right, I think we got...

994
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,542
I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...

995
01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:29,382
Are you waiting on me?

996
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:35,054
So, from all of us at stark industries,
I'd like to personally show you

997
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,598
my ass.

998
01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:42,269
I'd like to... I can't... this is...
Ican't... we have this, don't we?

999
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:44,271
This is a ridiculous way...

1000
01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:47,274
Everything

1001
01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:49,568
is achievable

1002
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:52,405
through technology.

1003
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,043
Tony?

1004
01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:08,004
You're too young
to understand this right now,

1005
01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:11,090
so I thought
I would put it on film for you.

1006
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:14,802
I built this for you.

1007
01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:18,389
And someday you'll realize
that it represents a whole lot more

1008
01:15:18,472 --> 01:15:22,435
than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.

1009
01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:25,980
This is the key to the future.

1010
01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:33,696
I'm limited by the technology of my time,
but one day you'll figure this out.

1011
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:36,282
And when you do,

1012
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,326
you will change the world.

1013
01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:44,707
What is and always will be
my greatest creation...

1014
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:48,169
Is you.

1015
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,234
- $6. Six.
- I don't have any dough.

1016
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,903
- Here.
- No, sir, that's too much.

1017
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,196
No, it's fine. Take that.

1018
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,281
- It's fine.
- No, senor.

1019
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:20,493
Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.

1020
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,495
If you just drop that there,
that'd be great.

1021
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,497
- Are you iron man?
- Sometimes.

1022
01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:26,957
We believe in you!

1023
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:30,211
It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.

1024
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,046
- Miss potts?
- Tony: Relax.

1025
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,005
Secretary: Mr. Stark...
Tony: Is here.

1026
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:34,965
- He refuses...
- I don't. It's fine.

1027
01:16:35,049 --> 01:16:37,551
- I'll just be a second.
- Listen, it's our position

1028
01:16:37,635 --> 01:16:40,137
that stark has and continues to maintain

1029
01:16:40,221 --> 01:16:42,932
proprietary ownership
of the Mark ii platform.

1030
01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:45,434
Man on TV: When Mr. Stark announced
he was indeed iron man,

1031
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,121
- he was making a promise to america.
- Pepper: No, the suit belongs to us.

1032
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:50,064
We trusted that he would look out for us.

1033
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:52,292
- Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
- He obviously did not.

1034
01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,211
- And now we learn that his secretary...
- Yes, it does.

1035
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:57,071
A woman named
Virginia "pepper" potts,

1036
01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:59,865
has been appointed
as ceo of stark industries.

1037
01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,243
- What are her qualifications?
- No.

1038
01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:03,929
Ms. Potts is doing nothing
to manage this terrible...

1039
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,287
Tony: Mute. Pepper: No...

1040
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,290
Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.

1041
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,894
Don't tell me that we have
the best patent lawyers in the country

1042
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:14,004
- and then not let me pursue this.
- I'll get this stuff out of here.

1043
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:17,091
Well, then, tell the president
to sign an order.

1044
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,635
We'll talk about it at the expo.

1045
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,638
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.

1046
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:25,933
- Will Tony stark be there?
- Will I?

1047
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,602
- No, he will not. Bye.
- I would like to be.

1048
01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:30,938
- Got a minute?
- No.

1049
01:17:31,021 --> 01:17:33,774
Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine, 30 seconds.

1050
01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:37,528
- Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
- Okay, I, um...

1051
01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:39,238
I was just driving over here,

1052
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,866
and I thought I was coming
to basically apologize, but I'm not.

1053
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:44,761
- Oh, you didn't come here to apologize?
- Look, that goes without saying,

1054
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,370
and I'm working on that.

1055
01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:50,416
But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,

1056
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:51,768
and I just want to try to make good.

1057
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:55,296
Can I move this? This is crazy.
It's like a Ferris wheel going.

1058
01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:56,659
- I'm trying to get some...
- No.

1059
01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:01,635
Do you know how short life is?

1060
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:04,763
And if I never got to express...

1061
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:08,350
And by the way, this is somewhat
revelatory to me. And I don't care...

1062
01:18:08,434 --> 01:18:11,645
I mean, I care. It would be nice.
I'm not expecting you to...

1063
01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:13,540
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
I'm just gonna say it.

1064
01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:17,526
Let me stop you right here, okay?
Because if you say "I" one more time,

1065
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:20,404
I'm gonna actually hurl something
at your head, I think.

1066
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,907
I am trying to run a company.

1067
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:25,451
- Do you have any idea what that entails?
- Yes.

1068
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,621
People are relying on you to be iron man
and you've disappeared,

1069
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:32,291
and all I'm doing is putting out
your fires and taking the heat for it.

1070
01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:38,088
I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.

1071
01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:44,220
Did you bring me strawberries?

1072
01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:48,766
Did you know that there's only
one thing on earth that I'm allergic to?

1073
01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:51,101
Allergic to strawberries. Mmm-hmm.

1074
01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:54,688
This is progress, pepper.

1075
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:57,483
I knew there was a correlation
between you and this.

1076
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,711
- I need you...
- I need you, too.

1077
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,404
- That's what I'm trying to...
- To leave now.

1078
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:11,121
- Ms. Potts?
- Hi, come on in.

1079
01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:13,999
- Wheels up in 25 minutes.
- Thank you.

1080
01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:17,979
- Anything else, boss?
- I'm good, hap.

1081
01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:21,340
No, I'll bejust... another minute.

1082
01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:23,926
I lost both the kids in the divorce.

1083
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:36,605
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Here at stark enterprises?

1084
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,942
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?

1085
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:42,987
I thought you two didn't get along.

1086
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:45,781
- No. That's not so.
- It's just me you don't care for.

1087
01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:48,993
- No? Nothing?
- Pepper: Actually, while you're here,

1088
01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:52,162
maybe you and Natalie could discuss
the matter of the personal belongings.

1089
01:19:52,246 --> 01:19:53,664
Absolutely.

1090
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,564
I'm surprised
you can keep your mouth shut.

1091
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:04,925
Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly
duplicitous. How do you do it?

1092
01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,929
You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.

1093
01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:09,281
I've never seen anything like you.
Is there anything real about you?

1094
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,431
Do you even speak Latin?

1095
01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:15,227
Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?

1096
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:18,564
It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.

1097
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,608
You're good!

1098
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:24,046
Jarvis, could you kindly vac-u-form
a digital wire frame?

1099
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,673
I need a manipulatable projection.

1100
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:37,476
Jarvis: 1974 stark expo model scan
complete, sir.

1101
01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:41,563
How many buildings are there?

1102
01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:44,108
Am I to include
the Belgian waffle stands?

1103
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:46,735
That was rhetorical. Just show me.

1104
01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:55,202
Uh-huh. Um...

1105
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:04,128
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
Not unlike an atom.

1106
01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:07,673
In which case the nucleus
would be here.

1107
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,092
Highlight the unisphere.

1108
01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:24,690
- Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
- What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?

1109
01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,608
I'm discovering... uh, correction.

1110
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:30,654
I'm rediscovering a new element,
ibeheve.

1111
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,491
Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.

1112
01:22:34,575 --> 01:22:36,869
Parking lots, exits, entrances.

1113
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:47,671
Structure the protons and the neutrons
using the pavilions as a framework.

1114
01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:51,757
Dad.

1115
01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:17,910
Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.

1116
01:23:24,124 --> 01:23:28,754
The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.

1117
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:29,922
Thanks, dad.

1118
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:33,175
Unfortunately, it is impossible
to synthesize.

1119
01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:35,302
Tony: Uh-huh.

1120
01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:41,225
Get ready for a major remodel, fellas!
We're back in hardware mode.

1121
01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:31,400
- I heard you broke the perimeter.
- Uh, yeah.

1122
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:33,402
That was, like, three years ago.
Where you been?

1123
01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:36,613
- I was doing some stuff.
- Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.

1124
01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:39,658
Hey, I'm playing
for the home team, Coulson,

1125
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:41,827
you and all your
fabulous furry freak brothers.

1126
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,830
Now, are you gonna let me work
or break my balls?

1127
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,000
What's this doing here?

1128
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:50,835
That's it.

1129
01:24:52,212 --> 01:24:54,339
- Bring that to me.
- You know what this is?

1130
01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,103
It's exactly what I need
to make this work.

1131
01:24:57,884 --> 01:24:58,884
Lift the coil.

1132
01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:00,762
Go, go. Put your knees into it.

1133
01:25:01,471 --> 01:25:03,348
There you go. And...

1134
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:06,310
Drop it. Drop it.

1135
01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:10,689
Perfectly level.

1136
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:13,275
- I'm busy. What do you want?
- Nothing.

1137
01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:16,320
- Good-bye. I've been reassigned.
- Huh.

1138
01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:17,946
Director fury wants me in new Mexico.

1139
01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,490
- Fantastic. Land of enchantment.
- So I'm told.

1140
01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:22,618
- Secret stuff?
- Something like that.

1141
01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:25,037
- Good luck.
- Bye.

1142
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,247
- Thanks.
- We need you.

1143
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,708
- Yeah, more than you know.
- Not that much.

1144
01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:51,355
Jarvis: Initializing
prismatic accelerator.

1145
01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:59,863
Approaching maximum power.

1146
01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:13,835
Whoops!

1147
01:26:47,369 --> 01:26:48,453
That was easy.

1148
01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:07,097
Jarvis: Congratulations, sir.

1149
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:11,351
You have created a new element.

1150
01:27:19,276 --> 01:27:23,113
Sir, the reactor has accepted
the modified core.

1151
01:27:23,196 --> 01:27:25,198
I will begin running diagnostics.

1152
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:33,081
Hey, Ivan.

1153
01:27:33,165 --> 01:27:34,958
I got senator stern here.

1154
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:37,437
Thought we 'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.

1155
01:27:37,461 --> 01:27:39,629
The drone is not going to be ready.

1156
01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:41,173
Not ready? What do you mean?

1157
01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:44,718
I can make presentation,
not demonstration.

1158
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:46,803
What the hell is the difference?

1159
01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:49,806
Presentation. No fly. No shoot.

1160
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:51,892
Well, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.

1161
01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:55,103
What can you make them do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.

1162
01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:58,356
- I can make salute.
- You can make salute?

1163
01:27:58,523 --> 01:27:59,900
What do you mean, "make salute"?

1164
01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:04,154
What the hell does that mean, Ivan?
This is not what we agreed to, okay?

1165
01:28:04,237 --> 01:28:06,865
You promised me suits
and then you promised me drones.

1166
01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:11,036
- Hey, man, everything will be okay.
- This is not what I wanted.

1167
01:28:23,089 --> 01:28:25,801
Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.

1168
01:28:28,094 --> 01:28:30,472
Now you like the bird. Is that right?

1169
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,016
Is that your bird? I'm confused.

1170
01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:37,229
You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.

1171
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:39,064
You love that bird, don't you?

1172
01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:41,274
You know what? Take the bird.

1173
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:44,069
Hey!

1174
01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:48,990
Take his pillows, too. Both of them.

1175
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,202
And his shoes. Take his shoes.

1176
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:59,626
I took your stuff.
How does that make you feel?

1177
01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:02,295
Do you feel bad? Good.

1178
01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:05,131
'Cause that's how I feel!

1179
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:08,426
We had a contract!

1180
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,846
I saved your life

1181
01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:13,515
and you give me suits.

1182
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:18,019
That was our deal.
And you did not deliver.

1183
01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:23,358
I don't know if you're a genius
or a fraud. I don't know what you are.

1184
01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:28,822
Something really, really great
fell into my lap.

1185
01:29:29,614 --> 01:29:32,450
And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.

1186
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,913
Now I have a piece of stark tech
that I pimped out myself.

1187
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:38,915
And now your overpriced paperweights

1188
01:29:38,999 --> 01:29:41,543
are gonna look like a backdrop
to my demonstration.

1189
01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:43,837
Do you dig what I'm getting at here?

1190
01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:48,133
I don't know if you know this,

1191
01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:50,427
But I don't speak Russian!

1192
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:56,099
I'm gonna leave now.

1193
01:29:56,182 --> 01:29:59,102
I'm gonna go to the expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.

1194
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,938
You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.

1195
01:30:02,022 --> 01:30:04,065
They are not to be trifled with.

1196
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:09,195
When I get back, we're gonna
renegotiate the terms of our agreement.

1197
01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:11,698
And you're gonna make good
on our arrangement

1198
01:30:12,365 --> 01:30:13,491
because if you don't,

1199
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,994
you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,

1200
01:30:16,077 --> 01:30:17,746
a dead man.

1201
01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:19,247
You got that?

1202
01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:22,208
Maybe you can watch me on TV.

1203
01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:33,613
Tony: Dummy, you,
can we clean up this mess?

1204
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,364
You're killing me. You know I don't...

1205
01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:37,682
Jarvis: Incoming call
with a blocked number, sir.

1206
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:40,226
My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.

1207
01:30:41,061 --> 01:30:42,580
Coulson. How's
the land of enchantment?

1208
01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:46,441
Ivan: Hey, Tony, how you doing?

1209
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:48,860
- I double cycle.
- You what?

1210
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:53,823
You told me double cycle's more power.
Good advice.

1211
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:55,825
You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.

1212
01:30:55,909 --> 01:30:58,119
You, too.

1213
01:30:59,996 --> 01:31:01,331
- Trace him.
- Jarvis: Sir.

1214
01:31:01,414 --> 01:31:05,085
Now, the true history of stark name
will be written.

1215
01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:07,712
- Jarvis, where is he?
- Accessing the oracle grid.

1216
01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:10,256
Eastern seaboard.

1217
01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:14,761
What your father did to my family
over 40 years,

1218
01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:18,181
I will do to you in 40 minutes.

1219
01:31:18,431 --> 01:31:20,350
Sounds good.
Let's get together and hash it out.

1220
01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:24,020
Jarvis: Tri-state area.
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.

1221
01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:25,855
I hope you're ready.

1222
01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:30,527
Jarvis: Call trace incomplete.

1223
01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:44,249
- Jarvis: Sir...
- You want to run some tests, run them.

1224
01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:47,311
And assemble the suit while you're at it.
Put it together now.

1225
01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:50,175
- We are unclear as to the effects...
- I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.

1226
01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:55,510
That tastes like coconut.

1227
01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,054
And metal.

1228
01:31:58,388 --> 01:31:59,931
Oh, wow, yeah!

1229
01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:15,780
- I'll keep the car down here, all right?
- Thank you, happy.

1230
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:17,032
Announcer: Justin hammer.

1231
01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:20,618
His presentation will begin shortly
in the main pavilion.

1232
01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:40,346
Hammer: Yeah!

1233
01:32:41,473 --> 01:32:44,059
That's what I'm talking about.
Thanks for coming.

1234
01:32:45,435 --> 01:32:47,395
Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,

1235
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:51,900
this country has had to place its
brave men and women in harm's way,

1236
01:32:51,983 --> 01:32:53,818
but then the iron man arrived,

1237
01:32:53,902 --> 01:32:57,572
and we thought the days of losing lives
were behind us.

1238
01:32:58,406 --> 01:33:01,159
Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.

1239
01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,578
That's not fair. That's not right.

1240
01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:05,914
- And it's just too bad.
- Oh, lord.

1241
01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:08,083
Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,

1242
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:11,086
one that grabbed headlines
the world over.

1243
01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:13,088
Well, today, my friends,

1244
01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:16,633
the press is faced
with quite a different problem.

1245
01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:19,636
They are about to run out of ink.

1246
01:33:25,183 --> 01:33:26,327
Get that out of here.

1247
01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:29,979
Ladies and gentlemen,

1248
01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:33,441
today I present to you

1249
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:36,778
the new face
of the United States military.

1250
01:33:38,154 --> 01:33:39,447
The hammer drone!

1251
01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:43,493
Hammer: Army!

1252
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:57,799
Navy!

1253
01:34:08,017 --> 01:34:09,018
Air force!

1254
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:18,528
Marines!

1255
01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:33,960
Hammer: Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!

1256
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:39,465
That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.

1257
01:34:40,884 --> 01:34:43,678
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,

1258
01:34:43,761 --> 01:34:47,432
there will always be a need for man
to be present in the theater of war.

1259
01:34:48,141 --> 01:34:51,102
Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you

1260
01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:56,399
the very first prototype in the
variable threat response battle suit

1261
01:34:56,482 --> 01:35:00,236
and its pilot, air force
lieutenant colonel James rhodes.

1262
01:35:01,863 --> 01:35:02,989
What?

1263
01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:27,263
For america and its allies,
hammer industries is reporting for...

1264
01:35:44,239 --> 01:35:45,949
Tony: We got trouble.

1265
01:35:46,032 --> 01:35:47,742
Rhodes: Tony,
there are civilians present.

1266
01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:50,453
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.

1267
01:35:50,536 --> 01:35:51,829
Tony: Give them a wave.

1268
01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:53,831
Hammer: Hey, all right! Yeah!

1269
01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:56,227
Tony: All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.

1270
01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:58,294
You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.

1271
01:35:58,378 --> 01:36:00,439
Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
around your house, remember?

1272
01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:03,675
- Listen, I think he's working with vanko.
- Vanko's alive?

1273
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:07,929
- Hammer: Huh? Yeah!
- Where is he?

1274
01:36:08,388 --> 01:36:10,348
- What?
- Where's vanko?

1275
01:36:10,848 --> 01:36:12,684
- Who?
- Tell me.

1276
01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:14,769
What are you doing here, man?

1277
01:36:14,852 --> 01:36:16,562
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1278
01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:21,818
Is that you?

1279
01:36:21,901 --> 01:36:23,701
Rhodes: No, I'm not doing that.
That's not me.

1280
01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:26,906
I can't move. I'm locked up.
I'm locked up!

1281
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:30,063
Get out of here. Go! This whole
system's been compromised.

1282
01:36:31,411 --> 01:36:32,578
Tony: Let's take it outside.

1283
01:36:45,466 --> 01:36:46,551
No. No!

1284
01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:59,230
- Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
- Yes, sir.

1285
01:37:01,774 --> 01:37:04,610
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.

1286
01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:06,404
- On what?
- On you!

1287
01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:12,577
Tony, on your six!

1288
01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:32,990
- What's going on? What's happening?
- The software's been overridden.

1289
01:37:33,014 --> 01:37:34,241
What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?

1290
01:37:34,265 --> 01:37:35,743
- What does that mean?
- I think he slaved the drones.

1291
01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:38,603
- That's impossible. Call the guards.
- All the phones are down, sir.

1292
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,855
Hammer:
Well, then call their... call their cells.

1293
01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:42,499
Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.

1294
01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:43,834
He's locked us out of the mainframe.

1295
01:37:43,858 --> 01:37:46,628
- Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
- Please, please, go away. Go away.

1296
01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:48,172
- I've got this handled.
- Have you now?

1297
01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,280
Yes, I do.

1298
01:37:49,364 --> 01:37:51,800
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
this wouldn't be happening.

1299
01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:54,202
So please, now go away. Thank you.

1300
01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:56,621
Listen, we got to get these bitches
out of here.

1301
01:37:57,205 --> 01:37:58,706
Hammer: What?

1302
01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:01,542
You tell me who's behind this.
Who's behind this?

1303
01:38:02,210 --> 01:38:05,088
Ivan. Ivan vanko.

1304
01:38:05,171 --> 01:38:07,715
- Where is he?
- He's at my facility.

1305
01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:12,762
- I need NYPD, please.
- No, no, no!

1306
01:38:12,845 --> 01:38:13,989
- Command central.
- No, no, honey.

1307
01:38:14,013 --> 01:38:16,033
- Don't call the authorities.
- Okay. Right away. Right away.

1308
01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:18,142
Step aside. Step aside.

1309
01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:20,645
Tell me everything you know. Go.

1310
01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:31,280
- How are we doing, Jarvis?
- Remote reboot unsuccessful.

1311
01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:50,007
Security guard: This way.

1312
01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:52,760
Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?

1313
01:38:52,844 --> 01:38:55,012
Get in the car.
Take me to hammer industries.

1314
01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:57,456
- I'm not taking you anywhere.
- Fine. You want me to drive?

1315
01:38:57,515 --> 01:38:59,434
No, I'm driving. Get in the car.

1316
01:39:58,618 --> 01:39:59,785
Nice work, kid.

1317
01:40:01,996 --> 01:40:03,640
Rhodes: You got multiples
coming in on you.

1318
01:40:03,664 --> 01:40:05,333
Let's get this away from the expo.

1319
01:40:10,796 --> 01:40:13,216
When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.

1320
01:40:13,299 --> 01:40:15,510
I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.

1321
01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,806
- Watch the road.
- I got it. I got it.

1322
01:40:52,213 --> 01:40:54,131
Listen, listen. A packjust peeled off.

1323
01:40:54,215 --> 01:40:56,217
- They're headed back to the expo.
- Got it.

1324
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,139
Rhodes: I'm closing on you.

1325
01:41:02,223 --> 01:41:04,559
Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.

1326
01:41:20,408 --> 01:41:23,160
- Natalie: Stay in the car.
- I'm not staying in the car.

1327
01:41:23,244 --> 01:41:24,662
I said, stay in the car.

1328
01:41:24,745 --> 01:41:26,914
What are you wearing?

1329
01:41:28,249 --> 01:41:29,893
Look, I'm not letting you
go in there alone.

1330
01:41:29,917 --> 01:41:32,062
You want to help? Keep the car running.

1331
01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:33,170
Okay.

1332
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:38,444
Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.

1333
01:41:39,552 --> 01:41:41,095
Security guard: Hold on. Hey!

1334
01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:27,767
Technician:
Each set of drones is communicating

1335
01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:30,519
- in its own unique language.
- Well, choose one and focus on that.

1336
01:42:30,603 --> 01:42:32,688
Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?

1337
01:42:36,233 --> 01:42:38,736
Man: Attention.
We have intrusion on grid w.

1338
01:42:38,819 --> 01:42:40,539
Security guard: We got it.
We're on our way.

1339
01:43:21,529 --> 01:43:23,322
I got him!

1340
01:43:38,754 --> 01:43:40,923
- Rhodey, you still locked on?
- Yeah.

1341
01:43:41,006 --> 01:43:44,468
Drop your socks and grab your crocs.
We're about to get wet on this ride.

1342
01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:47,680
Wait, wait, wait!

1343
01:44:07,366 --> 01:44:09,201
He's gone.

1344
01:44:12,872 --> 01:44:14,790
I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.

1345
01:44:15,708 --> 01:44:16,834
What's your 20?

1346
01:44:29,096 --> 01:44:31,849
- What are you doing?
- I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.

1347
01:44:38,522 --> 01:44:39,522
Tony!

1348
01:44:55,956 --> 01:44:59,668
Reboot complete.
You got your best friend back.

1349
01:45:00,085 --> 01:45:03,506
- Thank you very much, agent Romanoff.
- Well done with the new chest piece.

1350
01:45:03,589 --> 01:45:07,218
I am reading significantly higher output
and your vitals all look promising.

1351
01:45:07,301 --> 01:45:10,054
Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
Thank you.

1352
01:45:10,137 --> 01:45:12,282
What do you mean you're not dying?
Did you just say you're dying?

1353
01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:14,391
Tony: Is that you?
No, I'm not. Not anymore.

1354
01:45:14,475 --> 01:45:15,893
What's going on?

1355
01:45:15,976 --> 01:45:17,621
I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.

1356
01:45:17,645 --> 01:45:19,164
You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?

1357
01:45:19,188 --> 01:45:20,999
- You didn't let me.
- Why didn't you tell me that?

1358
01:45:21,023 --> 01:45:23,776
I was gonna make you an omelet
and tell you.

1359
01:45:23,859 --> 01:45:26,862
Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.

1360
01:45:26,946 --> 01:45:28,531
Looks like the fight's coming to you.

1361
01:45:28,614 --> 01:45:30,407
- Great. Pepper?
- Pepper: Are you okay now?

1362
01:45:30,491 --> 01:45:31,742
I am fine. Don't be mad.

1363
01:45:31,826 --> 01:45:33,466
- I will formally apologize...
- I am mad!

1364
01:45:33,494 --> 01:45:36,413
When I'm not fending off
a hammeroid attack.

1365
01:45:36,497 --> 01:45:37,974
- Fine.
- We could have been in venice.

1366
01:45:37,998 --> 01:45:39,041
Oh, please.

1367
01:45:42,127 --> 01:45:43,504
Rhodes?

1368
01:45:44,213 --> 01:45:46,048
Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.

1369
01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:48,985
They're coming. Come on, let's roll.

1370
01:45:49,009 --> 01:45:50,249
Get up.

1371
01:45:53,305 --> 01:45:55,015
Oh, man. You can have your suit back.

1372
01:45:58,894 --> 01:46:02,022
- You okay?
- Yeah, thanks.

1373
01:46:03,524 --> 01:46:05,943
- Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
- Don't be.

1374
01:46:06,026 --> 01:46:07,337
No. I should have trusted you more.

1375
01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:09,005
I'm the one who put you in this position.
Forget it.

1376
01:46:09,029 --> 01:46:11,323
No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

1377
01:46:11,407 --> 01:46:13,033
Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.

1378
01:46:13,534 --> 01:46:14,910
Partner.

1379
01:46:14,994 --> 01:46:18,539
They're coming in hot, any second.
What's the play?

1380
01:46:19,206 --> 01:46:20,851
Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?

1381
01:46:20,875 --> 01:46:22,519
So let's put the biggest gun
up on that Ridge.

1382
01:46:22,543 --> 01:46:23,878
Got you.

1383
01:46:24,712 --> 01:46:25,856
- Where do you want to be?
- Where are you going?

1384
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,520
- What're you talking about?
- I meant me.

1385
01:46:27,548 --> 01:46:29,592
You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.

1386
01:46:29,675 --> 01:46:31,069
- Tony, don't be jealous.
- No. It's subtle,

1387
01:46:31,093 --> 01:46:33,572
- all the bells and whistles.
- Yeah. It's called being a badass.

1388
01:46:33,596 --> 01:46:34,889
Fine.

1389
01:46:35,556 --> 01:46:38,267
All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.

1390
01:46:39,059 --> 01:46:40,996
Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.

1391
01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:42,330
Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?

1392
01:46:42,354 --> 01:46:45,274
It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
This is where you go to die.

1393
01:47:34,907 --> 01:47:36,492
- See that?
- Yeah, yeah, nice.

1394
01:47:44,792 --> 01:47:46,001
Tony: Rhodey?

1395
01:47:47,252 --> 01:47:48,462
Get down.

1396
01:47:59,139 --> 01:48:01,558
Wow. I think you should lead with that
next time.

1397
01:48:01,642 --> 01:48:04,895
Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.

1398
01:48:07,398 --> 01:48:09,608
I told you that five minutes ago.

1399
01:48:10,859 --> 01:48:12,319
That's your guy here.

1400
01:48:13,654 --> 01:48:15,674
- Excuse me?
- Cop: You're being placed under arrest.

1401
01:48:15,698 --> 01:48:17,258
- Are you kidding me?
- Hands behind your back, sir.

1402
01:48:17,282 --> 01:48:18,826
I'm trying to help here.

1403
01:48:21,495 --> 01:48:24,623
Hammer: I get it.
I see what you're doing.

1404
01:48:24,707 --> 01:48:28,252
You're trying to pin this on me, huh?
That's good. That's good.

1405
01:48:28,335 --> 01:48:32,381
You're starting to think like a ceo,
taking out the competition. I like that.

1406
01:48:32,464 --> 01:48:33,858
You think you're making
a problem for me?

1407
01:48:33,882 --> 01:48:35,026
I'm gonna make a problem for you.

1408
01:48:35,050 --> 01:48:37,344
I'm gonna be seeing you again
real soon.

1409
01:48:42,307 --> 01:48:43,827
When they get here,
I think you should station them

1410
01:48:43,851 --> 01:48:46,603
at the south, east and both west exits.

1411
01:48:46,687 --> 01:48:48,957
Cop: We shut down the 7 train
in and out of willets point already.

1412
01:48:48,981 --> 01:48:51,781
Pepper: Well, have city buses there
to ferry people to operating lines.

1413
01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:53,277
Yeah. Are you coming with us?

1414
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:56,071
- I'm gonna stay till the park is clear.
- Okay.

1415
01:48:58,699 --> 01:49:01,035
Natalie: Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.

1416
01:49:01,118 --> 01:49:02,536
This one looks different.

1417
01:49:03,078 --> 01:49:05,497
Repulsor signature
is significantly higher.

1418
01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:18,135
Good to be back.

1419
01:49:18,844 --> 01:49:20,324
Rhodes: Oh, this ain't gonna be good.

1420
01:49:23,849 --> 01:49:25,392
I got something special for this guy.

1421
01:49:26,018 --> 01:49:28,145
I'm gonna bust his bunker
with the ex-wife.

1422
01:49:28,228 --> 01:49:29,480
Tony: With the what?

1423
01:49:40,074 --> 01:49:42,409
- Tony: Hammer tech?
- Yeah.

1424
01:49:44,286 --> 01:49:45,954
Tony: I got this.

1425
01:50:38,924 --> 01:50:40,926
Tony: Rhodes. I got an idea.

1426
01:50:41,301 --> 01:50:43,345
- You want to be a hero?
- What?

1427
01:50:43,762 --> 01:50:46,807
I could really use a sidekick.
Put your hand up.

1428
01:50:47,141 --> 01:50:49,017
- Rhodes: This is your idea?
- Yep.

1429
01:50:49,768 --> 01:50:51,937
Rhodes: I'm ready. I'm ready!
Go, go, go!

1430
01:50:55,941 --> 01:50:56,941
Tony: Take it!

1431
01:51:25,804 --> 01:51:27,181
You lose.

1432
01:51:34,730 --> 01:51:37,370
All these drones are rigged to blow.
We gotta get out of here, man.

1433
01:51:38,025 --> 01:51:39,026
Pepper?

1434
01:52:19,399 --> 01:52:21,151
Oh, my god! I can't take this anymore.

1435
01:52:21,235 --> 01:52:23,153
- You can't? Look at me!
- I can't take this.

1436
01:52:23,237 --> 01:52:25,447
My body, literally,
cannot handle the stress.

1437
01:52:25,530 --> 01:52:30,035
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
or wreck the whole company.

1438
01:52:30,118 --> 01:52:32,162
I think I did okay.

1439
01:52:32,246 --> 01:52:34,414
I quit. I'm resigning.

1440
01:52:35,040 --> 01:52:36,416
That's it.

1441
01:52:36,959 --> 01:52:38,794
What did you just say? You're done?

1442
01:52:40,754 --> 01:52:44,383
That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.

1443
01:52:44,758 --> 01:52:48,095
- You don't have to make any excuses.
- I'm... i'm... I'm not making any excuses.

1444
01:52:48,178 --> 01:52:49,364
You actually were just making excuses.

1445
01:52:49,388 --> 01:52:50,907
- But you don't have to.
- No, I wasn't making an excuse.

1446
01:52:50,931 --> 01:52:52,325
- I'm actually veryjustified.
- Listen. Hey, hey.

1447
01:52:52,349 --> 01:52:54,810
- You deserve better.
- Well...

1448
01:52:54,893 --> 01:52:56,770
You've taken such good care of me.

1449
01:52:58,272 --> 01:53:00,691
I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...

1450
01:53:00,774 --> 01:53:02,025
Right?

1451
01:53:02,109 --> 01:53:03,110
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1452
01:53:04,111 --> 01:53:06,947
- Thank you for understanding.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.

1453
01:53:07,030 --> 01:53:08,750
I'll handle the transition.
It'll be smooth.

1454
01:53:08,782 --> 01:53:11,702
Okay. What about the press?
Because you only had the job for a week.

1455
01:53:11,785 --> 01:53:13,625
- Well, with you it's like dog years.
- I know.

1456
01:53:13,662 --> 01:53:15,062
I mean, it's like the presidency...

1457
01:53:28,135 --> 01:53:30,262
- Weird.
- No, it's not weird.

1458
01:53:30,345 --> 01:53:31,722
- It's okay, right?
- Yeah.

1459
01:53:31,805 --> 01:53:33,098
Run that by me again.

1460
01:53:33,181 --> 01:53:34,725
Rhodes: I think it was weird.

1461
01:53:35,475 --> 01:53:38,312
You guys look like two seals
fighting over a grape.

1462
01:53:38,979 --> 01:53:41,440
- I had just quit, actually.
- Yeah, so we're not...

1463
01:53:41,523 --> 01:53:43,900
You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.

1464
01:53:43,984 --> 01:53:46,570
- You should get lost.
- I was here first. Get a roof.

1465
01:53:47,988 --> 01:53:50,490
- I thought you were out of one-liners.
- That's the last one.

1466
01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:53,243
- You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- Thank you. You, too.

1467
01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:55,787
Listen, my car got taken out
in the explosion,

1468
01:53:55,871 --> 01:53:59,082
so I'm gonna have to hang on
to your suit for a minute, okay?

1469
01:53:59,166 --> 01:54:00,876
Not okay. Not okay with that.

1470
01:54:01,501 --> 01:54:02,711
It wasn't a question.

1471
01:54:08,342 --> 01:54:09,760
How are you gonna resign

1472
01:54:10,594 --> 01:54:11,762
if I don't accept?

1473
01:54:11,845 --> 01:54:13,680
Hmm?

1474
01:54:31,531 --> 01:54:33,533
I don't think I want you looking at that.

1475
01:54:34,576 --> 01:54:36,787
I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore.

1476
01:54:36,870 --> 01:54:41,958
Now this, on the other hand,
is agent Romanoff's assessment of you.

1477
01:54:43,377 --> 01:54:45,462
- Read it.
- Uh...

1478
01:54:46,380 --> 01:54:50,342
"Personality overview. Mr. Stark displays
compulsive behavior."

1479
01:54:50,425 --> 01:54:52,594
In my own defense, that was last week.

1480
01:54:54,638 --> 01:54:57,391
"Prone to self-destructive tendencies."
I was dying.

1481
01:54:57,474 --> 01:55:00,143
I mean, please. And aren't we all?

1482
01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:03,271
"Textbook narcissism"?

1483
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:06,566
Agreed.

1484
01:55:07,609 --> 01:55:08,985
Okay, here it is. Uh...

1485
01:55:09,069 --> 01:55:12,406
"Recruitment assessment
for avenger initiative. Iron man? Yes."

1486
01:55:12,489 --> 01:55:15,075
- I gotta think about it.
- Read on.

1487
01:55:17,577 --> 01:55:19,162
"Tony stark not...

1488
01:55:19,246 --> 01:55:20,622
"Not recommended"?

1489
01:55:21,832 --> 01:55:23,166
That doesn't make any sense.

1490
01:55:23,250 --> 01:55:26,169
How can you approve me
but not approve me?

1491
01:55:26,837 --> 01:55:28,255
I got a new ticker.

1492
01:55:28,338 --> 01:55:31,216
I'm trying to do right by pepper.

1493
01:55:31,925 --> 01:55:34,678
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.

1494
01:55:35,679 --> 01:55:37,556
Which leads us to believe
at this juncture

1495
01:55:37,639 --> 01:55:40,767
we'd only like to use you
as a consultant.

1496
01:55:47,774 --> 01:55:49,609
You can't afford me.

1497
01:55:51,945 --> 01:55:54,197
Then again,
I will waive my customary retainer

1498
01:55:54,281 --> 01:55:57,159
in exchange for a small favor.

1499
01:55:58,118 --> 01:56:02,956
Rhodey and I are being honored
in Washington and we need a presenter.

1500
01:56:04,875 --> 01:56:06,334
I'll see what I can do.

1501
01:56:08,128 --> 01:56:12,883
It is my honor to be here today
to present these distinguished awards

1502
01:56:12,966 --> 01:56:16,887
to lieutenant colonel James rhodes
and Mr. Tony stark,

1503
01:56:16,970 --> 01:56:20,265
who is, of course, a national treasure.

1504
01:56:22,517 --> 01:56:23,852
Thank you, lieutenant colonel,

1505
01:56:23,935 --> 01:56:26,271
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.

1506
01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:28,648
- You deserve this.
- Thank you, sir.

1507
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,611
Mr. Stark. Thank you

1508
01:56:32,694 --> 01:56:35,906
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.

1509
01:56:35,989 --> 01:56:37,574
You deserve this.

1510
01:56:39,075 --> 01:56:40,577
Oh, sorry.

1511
01:56:41,661 --> 01:56:45,040
Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?

1512
01:56:46,541 --> 01:56:48,335
Let's get a photo.

1513
02:04:14,447 --> 02:04:16,366
Sir, we've found it.